If one more person tries to order me a damn Fireball…

Saw @MichaelSamNFL at @CoalVinesPizza two weeks ago. He shook my hand and I was like…

@DrRichardBesser is on my flight to DFW! Educate yourselves at his Facts Not Fear town hall in Lakewood.

Haven’t been in Dallas because I’ve been traveling for work the past 2 weeks

Parents successfully get Highland Park ISD to ban books and I’m like…

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@Gawker ranks Dallas below San Antonio, Houston & Austin among top 50 U.S. Cities?

Tags: Cities Fuckery

Practicing for @AmericanIdol auditions at the @StateFairOfTX this year!

Dallas voted “Best International Skyline” by @USATODAY readers!

Back to work today after spending the last week and a half on a beach in Mykonos

Drove out to Sachse today to meet a friend’s baby. By the time I got there I wanted to be like…